most annoying TV commercial?

personally I find advertisements in general are annoying but TV...goddamn.heres some I hate the most:

-the axe bodyspray claymation caveman
-any geiko caveman commercial
-anything having to do with a new TV show

actually I think I just hate caveman in anyform

whats the ones you hate?

less_cunning wrote:

bout time someone did that to the bitch

wow, evidentally TV commercials have changed in the ten years since I've watched.

I've an aversion to the sound of eating, the Carl's Jr. campaign of the mid 90's where they close mic'ed mouth and eating sounds is somewhat responsible for my discontinuation of involvement with the medium. Shit would wake my ass up from a nap if it came on.

Davey_Daath666 wrote:the axe bodyspray claymation caveman

UGGHHHH! Yes........ For SO many reasons...

Really, I think I hate 80% of commercials, I'm indifferent to 19%, and I may enjoy 1%!

TV and Innernette are destroying my LIFE... Not that I do anything but veg even when the TV is off... I seriously hate where I live... Right down to the region of my city!

the raytownian wrote:

Davey_Daath666 wrote:the axe bodyspray claymation caveman

UGGHHHH! Yes........ For SO many reasons...

Really, I think I hate 80% of commercials, I'm indifferent to 19%, and I may enjoy 1%!

TV and Innernette are destroying my LIFE... Not that I do anything but veg even when the TV is off... I seriously hate where I live... Right down to the region of my city!

I'm glad someone else hates that one too.pisses me off so badly I wanna strangle a cripple

damn ray, those are some heavy bags youre carryin, chill out, have a popsicle and watch 'two and a half men', should help

yeah, i hate everything about tv, right down to the lying worthless news and the cocksucker weather people who are always wrong but never lose their job, just once i would like to see a weather person caned, hard, but, as some may know, i watch the simpsons fairly regularly to keep me laughing just enough not to pick up an axe and start in, and every evening literally right before it comes on they show a fucking commercial for it, WTF!, im already watching assholes, and sometimes they show commercials for it during the show, sometimes i just hope im going the rest of the way insane and im imagining it, but the wife sees them too, so...

also, and i dont know how this would ever happen, but i see commercials for shows or events that already happened, how god damned retarded is that...

and since im all worked up, another thing, who laughs at sitcoms because there is a laugh track?, i mean, either its funny or its not, and most often its not, every time i hear that canned laughter, i say a little prayer to my angry god asking for the comet to hit soon so i know that this shit will be disintegrated, when i become king all the tv people will be burned alive in the town square, hear ye hear ye, it has been proclomated, bitches, round up the suits and gather the wood, and after the fires die down, all the stations will be turned into 'public access' formats and any loon will be able to get on and strut around in a hawaiian shirt and no pants if he wants...

we now return you to your regularly scheduled program...

i HATE any commercial where the CEO appears in it and i absolutely LOVE any commmercial where John Madden, Bob Uecker, Spuds MacKenzie, Wilford Brimley, Sela Ward or MC Hammer appear in it.

what? wrote:damn ray, those are some heavy bags youre carryin, chill out, have a popsicle and watch 'two and a half men', should help

Change that to Golden Girls and we'll talk...

man, do they even show that show anymore?...oh wait, i forgot about the evil cable/satellite...

what? wrote:man, do they even show that show anymore?...oh wait, i forgot about the evil cable/satellite...

Yes, Comcast makes bitches of us all.

hate that one w/ a passion...

less_cunning wrote:i absolutely LOVE any commmercial where John Madden, Bob Uecker, Spuds MacKenzie, Wilford Brimley, Sela Ward or MC Hammer appear in it.

BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY DIABEETUS

fuck yeah!

FUCK TELEVISION

fuck it!

fuck it til your dick falls off.

gordon wrote:FUCK TELEVISION

fuck it!

fuck it til your dick falls off.

I try but it mostly leaves smudges on the screen

these are funny as hell. LOL.

less_cunning wrote:


these are funny as hell. LOL.

WTF is that?

Is that current or what? Don't believe I've ever seen it.

same here I heard about this but never seem em

maybe y'all should start watching more ESPN instead of Golden Girls on Lifetime or something?

the one i posted, the one where the Dos Equis dude is running from the fox hunt w/ the fox, i think is the most current one. they seems to all be on YOUTUBE though.

peace.

i watch public access and make fun of people who are better than me