uh, wheres the TP?

ever take a shit and not have paper products around?...a couple times i had to go bare stinkin ass to the kitchen to get napkins or whatever(paper bag), at least one time i remember not being able to find any suitable asswipe...had to take a quick shower, like them uropeeans...but the worst is being out in the woods mostly drunk, and feel the taco bell start knocking on the door...there werent nearly enough napkins in the car...it was dark...oh well...glad it wasnt too messy, still, left me with that "not so fresh" feeling ...

any time that happens, i jump in the shower and spread my cheeks... or forgoeing a shower, a river.

or use your under-shorts and never speak of them again.

gordon wrote:any time that happens, i jump in the shower and spread my cheeks... or forgoeing a shower, a river.

or use your under-shorts and never speak of them again.

Those would be good ideas if one ever showers, lets water touch their skin, or wears under-shorts.

You don't have the digital TP app? Man, get with the 21st century..

gordon wrote:or use your under-shorts and never speak of them again.

man, i have been camping in the high sierra, 22 miles from the end of the road, seems like you are completely isolated from society, and then i go looking for a campsite and what do i find?...yeah, unflushed shits and soiled panties, damn animals cant even be bothered to cover it with a rock or god forbid they get their hands dirty by digging a hole, its like "oooh, i took a shit, now i must flee as fast as i can, running away makes me clean, i dont even remember it now"...

my roommate stopped buying toilet paper as a passive aggressive protest of my living there, one day there wasn't any toilet paper so i used one of her washcloths and tossed it in her dirty clothes basket.

crochambeau wrote:You don't have the digital TP app? Man, get with the 21st century..

it will tell you your ass is clean but it has no way of actually doing it.

Aha, someone doesn't have the turbo encabulator.