post count war

fuck, ray has 20 more posts than me, so i am just gonna start new threads and shit in old ones until i get that coveted second place spot behind gordon...

I support this shit

yeah, you really have some catching up to do, what, do you have a life or something?, sheesh...

indeed I do have some catching up,but I'll try my best.

I do have a life! I like to hang around the victoria's secret in the mall until I'm escorted from the property

dude, i think i saw you there the other day, what a great idea, i usually hang at the sears by the tool department but i bet theres waaay more ladies at the VS, huh? that reminds me, i want a hot dog on a stick, and one of those bitchen uniforms...

what? wrote:dude, i think i saw you there the other day, what a great idea, i usually hang at the sears by the tool department but i bet theres waaay more ladies at the VS, huh? that reminds me, i want a hot dog on a stick, and one of those bitchen uniforms...

if ya saw all the cops chasin me on one of those lil segways that was me alright.sears is cool but it seems to wanna draw women that carry mace mostly so I tend to stay away from that.

mmmmm corndog

that shit cuts the roof of yer mouth...but is perfect munchie food when backed


and I have a wiggle figure.....just ask me about it and I'll show ya*

*the line I tell the ladies...

yeah, sometimes i dress my "wiggle" up in barbie clothes and go to the grocery store and eat peanut butter right in the aisle and when the manager comes and says "hey wierdo, you cant stand there with your wiggle out eating peanut butter", i tell him "black jesus bot told me to, dont you belive in jesus?, heathen bitch", and i usually wake up in jail...

what? wrote:yeah, sometimes i dress my "wiggle" up in barbie clothes and go to the grocery store and eat peanut butter right in the aisle and when the manager comes and says "hey wierdo, you cant stand there with your wiggle out eating peanut butter", i tell him "black jesus bot told me to, dont you belive in jesus?, heathen bitch", and i usually wake up in jail...

i like to fist mayonaise jars while screaming bad shit about the jews,even cops fear me.

very PE

what? wrote:very PE

maybe I should dress my wiggle as a lil hitler?

lil hitler?, oops, mine would be bigger than actual hitler

what? wrote:lil hitler?, oops, mine would be bigger than actual hitler

oh snap

well, im winning now, i should let ray catch up, and im tired...

what? wrote:well, im winning now, i should let ray catch up, and im tired...

I am as well but I have to catch up somehow.I wonder if gordon will be pissed if I post like 20 new topics by morning?

Obviously there are several men here who are not getting laid!

You people need to spend more time wacking off and less time wacking each other off sheeeeiiiiit.

Raven wrote:Obviously there are several men here who are not getting laid!

Aw...

Raven wrote:Obviously there are several men here who are not getting laid!

I will agree..I am very lonely and trolling noise boards brings me a smug satisfaction of love I need in order to function.

have fun everybody!

oh shit gordon, if i keep posting like a total jackass, i might even overtake you!

I cracked 100...I'm after both of ya now